heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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"I’m Lauren"

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the-walking-dead-game-stuff:

twdgluke:

walkydeads:

getting attached to any character in the walking dead

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Q
Hi, how are you?
Anonymous
A

Hey, fineeee and you anon??


jaclcfrost:

never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle

there is a u in bouncy 

and there’s gonna be a u in that castle

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ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

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The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
Lena Horne (via paarasytes)

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Q
Would you wither be Wonder Woman or Black Widow?
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ssweet-dispositionn:

Black Widowwww



talesofnorth:

I want you to know that I’m here for you, if you ever want to talk, or… anything.

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niadil:

Sex thoughts ft. You

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blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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thebvbfans:

German Borussia Dortmund players + name meanings

(insp)

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